Shopping in the nude
How about this for some bare-faced cheek! Two MILFs go shopping in Tesco’s without a stich of clothing on, both women are as naked as the day they were born and don’t they look happy about it. Both women smile as they pose outside the main entrance to the British supermarket seemingly unbothered by the public or by security cameras, they just seem to enjoy being naked in a public place!
See more public nudity at RUDE DARES!
It definitely was not me!!!!!.
Police arrest naked Tesco burglary suspect
A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary on Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.
Greater Manchester Police said officers were alerted to the Tesco Express store in the Pemberton area of Wigan at 5:30 a.m. after receiving a report of “concern for a man.”
When police arrived at the scene, they found a man trapped in the chimney breast. The 22-year-old was freed by firefighters and, after it was discovered he was naked, officers took him to hospital. He was later discharged and is now in police custody.
“It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney,” police said in a statement.
It definitely was not me!!!!!.
Police arrest naked Tesco burglary suspect
A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary on Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.
Greater Manchester Police said officers were alerted to the Tesco Express store in the Pemberton area of Wigan at 5:30 a.m. after receiving a report of “concern for a man.”
When police arrived at the scene, they found a man trapped in the chimney breast. The 22-year-old was freed by firefighters and, after it was discovered he was naked, officers took him to hospital. He was later discharged and is now in police custody.
“It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney,” police said in a statement.
A woman was lying naked, only covered by a sheet of cloth, was waiting for a surgery in the corridor in a hospital.
Then, a man in white uniform walked towards her and lift the sheet of cloth and look. After that he put the cloth down and left.
After a while, the man appeared again and do the same for the second time.
When the third time he does that, the woman, due to impatience, finally asked: “When is it going to be my surgery?”
Of which the man replied: “Don’t ask me lady. I am just the painter. ”
A woman was lying naked, only covered by a sheet of cloth, was waiting for a surgery in the corridor in a hospital.
Then, a man in white uniform walked towards her and lift the sheet of cloth and look. After that he put the cloth down and left.
After a while, the man appeared again and do the same for the second time.
When the third time he does that, the woman, due to impatience, finally asked: “When is it going to be my surgery?”
Of which the man replied: “Don’t ask me lady. I am just the painter. ”
A woman was lying naked, only covered by a sheet of cloth, was waiting for a surgery in the corridor in a hospital.
Then, a man in white uniform walked towards her and lift the sheet of cloth and look. After that he put the cloth down and left.
After a while, the man appeared again and do the same for the second time.
When the third time he does that, the woman, due to impatience, finally asked: “When is it going to be my surgery?”
Of which the man replied: “Don’t ask me lady. I am just the painter. ”
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
I would’ve drunk a little less, I would’ve tried to keep my head,
If I’d known for just one second you’d assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But you’ve been sitting on my legs and I can’t feel them anymore.
And now you’re sitting on my face, my nose has vanished – not a trace.
I only hope that you’re big knickers aren’t made of liquorice lace.
I want to go, I’ve got to leave.
Before your fat and naked body makes me bend over and heave.
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a sl*ut.
God the things that you get up to when you’re half cut.
I can’t believe, I’m lying here.
It’s all “cos of that bleeding evil drink that we call beer.
You can Sod your beer goggles, shit I must have been blind,
To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind.
Please let me go, I’m getting scared.
There’s nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to court her?
With ti*ts that look like Tesco bags I’ve just filled up with water.
It’s time to go, run out the door.
She’s started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor.
I don’t think there’s anything worse
Than the al-co-hol-lics curse.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
I would’ve drunk a little less, I would’ve tried to keep my head,
If I’d known for just one second you’d assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But you’ve been sitting on my legs and I can’t feel them anymore.
And now you’re sitting on my face, my nose has vanished – not a trace.
I only hope that you’re big knickers aren’t made of liquorice lace.
I want to go, I’ve got to leave.
Before your fat and naked body makes me bend over and heave.
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a sl*ut.
God the things that you get up to when you’re half cut.
I can’t believe, I’m lying here.
It’s all “cos of that bleeding evil drink that we call beer.
You can Sod your beer goggles, shit I must have been blind,
To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind.
Please let me go, I’m getting scared.
There’s nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to court her?
With ti*ts that look like Tesco bags I’ve just filled up with water.
It’s time to go, run out the door.
She’s started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor.
I don’t think there’s anything worse
Than the al-co-hol-lics curse.