Imagine being out when your phone alerts you to a new message, you look at it and it’s a selfie photo of your girlfriend wearing a kinky, tight PVC outfit and sporting the biggest black strap-on you have ever seen – along with the message “Get home NOW!”. There would be two different types of reactions here, either you are the sort of boyfriend who would meekly go home, drop your trousers and accept your fate or you’d run to the hills – fast!
Which are you?