Remember that sex tape of Hulk Hogan banging his friend’s wife back in 2012? Well, the All-American Hero took the website Gawker to court over it and won himself a cool $115 million dollars – not bad for one night (well, a few minutes) of sweaty sex, is it? Even the very best hookers would struggle to earn a tiny fraction of that amount for doing the most degrading sex acts possible so how did the Hulk manage to get such an amazing payout?
Hulk Hogan’s legal eagles claimed that the website, Gawker, had overstepped the mark because they had violated his privacy and the video was not newsworthy. Lets be honest here, anyone who’d ever seen that sex tape would agree that it wasn’t in the slightest bit newsworthy – it was a blurry, out of focus disappointment and wasn’t a patch on say, Pamela Anderson’s sex tape or quite a few of the others out there.
Based on this recorded performance, the Hulk’s sexual prowess should be filed under “Could do better!”