Porn avalanche

Porn avalanche


It’s just come to light just how dangerous pornography can be after a poor Japanese man was discovered dead, buried under 6 tonnes of pornographic magazines! This prolific collector of jazz mags was only discovered after his landlord went around to his flat to enquire why the rent hadn’t been paid for over six months. Thinking that the flat had been abandoned by the tenant, a 50-year-old former carmaker identified only by the name Joji, the landlord sent in a cleaning team to clear the prolific porn collection and the avid collector’s body was discovered under the pile of sticky pages.
Porn magazines are quite obviously dangerous and the Saucy Pictures team would hate it if you suffered the same embarrassing fate so why not throw your adult literature away and fully embrace the 21st century and upload your collection to Saucy Pictures!
Public service safety announcement over! 😀