5th March 2017 / The man in charge
It’s just come to light just how dangerous pornography can be after a poor Japanese man was discovered dead, buried under 6 tonnes of pornographic magazines! This prolific collector of jazz mags was only discovered after his landlord went around to his flat to enquire why the rent hadn’t been paid for over six months. Thinking that the flat had been abandoned by the tenant, a 50-year-old former carmaker identified only by the name Joji, the landlord sent in a cleaning team to clear the prolific porn collection and the avid collector’s body was discovered under the pile of sticky pages.
Porn magazines are quite obviously dangerous and the Saucy Pictures team would hate it if you suffered the same embarrassing fate so why not throw your adult literature away and fully embrace the 21st century and upload your collection to Saucy Pictures!
Public service safety announcement over! 😀
29th October 2016 / The man in charge
Up until yesterday, Miranda Rader was a typical anonymous all-American girl but thanks to her own stupidity and the power of the internet to spread funny and embarrassing stories at lightning speed, Miranda has bow become a little bit of a celebrity – and it’s all because she tired to send a photo to her boyfriend!
Okay, so sending a snap of herself to her boyfriend isn’t a reason to make her the latest internet sensation but what if I told you that she tried to send a topless selfie? And that selfie was taken while she was driving? And that she drove into the back of a police car? To make matters worse, she had a bottle of red wine open on the console cup holder too.
No, I don’t have the selfie, I haven’t seen it but I’d very much like to so if anyone has a copy then please, please upload it to Saucy Pictures
11th August 2016 / The man in charge
Now that you have your profile here on Saucy Pictures and added your personal background image and avatar, (You have done that, haven’t you? – go into your profile under “Settings” for details on that as well as adding your own homepage, it all helps.) you’ll now be wanting everyone to see your great porn photos won’t you? A good way of starting is to add your personal RSS feed to sites that accept it. To find out what your feed is and what it looks like just open a new tab on your browser and type in http://saucypictures.com/user/XXXXX/feed/ obviously, you’ll need to replace the XXXXX with your own username and you’ll see your own RSS feed come up, copy/paste that to any site that accepts them and gain all that juicy new traffic!
If you’ve found some exciting sites that accept the feed then why not share it with everybody in the comments below. Go on, be nice! 😉
10th August 2016 / The man in charge
When it comes to cock size, everyone want’s something bigger – men want an extra couple of inches and even though women constantly deny it, we are all convinced that they’d prefer a massive trouser snake over a button mushroom and when it comes to buying a dildo or a vibrator for their girlfriend or wife, men are constantly eyeing up the 12″ eye-watering rubber willy that they’ll expect their bucket-fanny wife to use on herself while he watches and wanks (probably).
A sex toy company in California called Pipedream Products have taken this concept even further and produced a dildo so big that even the most ambitious of women couldn’t possibly accommodate.
At twice the height of a normal person this dildo must be a record breaker, in fact Nick Orlandino, the chairman of the company behind the King Cock is quoted as saying he would like to get Guinness World Records to recognize his company’s achievement, but said officials aren’t returning his phone calls. 😀
14th May 2016 / The man in charge
Calvin Klein’s latest underwear ad featuring an upskirt shot of actress Klara Kristin
Well, you can forget about photos like Lemon Party and Two girls, One Cup. This photo has all those notorious images – at least it does if you believe the hysterical reporting going on at the moment from most of the English speaking papers. How dare a company like Calvin Klein use an upskirt photo of model Klara Kristin to sell underwear! Seriously? We’ve seen the offending picture of the blonde and her polka dot panties and now we are all turned into degenerates, at least that’s what the media wants us to think! Many of the comments think that the image is “creepy”, “sexist” and even suggesting that it somehow was designed to appeal to those people interested in underage girls!!!! Sexist, maybe. Creepy? Nah. Fodder for paedos? Oh, come on, get a life or at least a hobby!
21st April 2016 / The man in charge
Chyna (Joan Marie Laurer) naked
It has been reported in the mainstream press today that the former WWF/WWE wrester and hardcore pornstar Chyna was found dead today at her home. No cause of death has yet been revealed.
Chyna (real name – Joan Marie Laurer) first rose to fame as a wrestler, especially at WWE where she quickly gained a reputation as being able to stand up to the men there. After leaving wresting, a sex tape was leaked featuring her and her then partner X-Pac (Sean Waltman). Turning this to her advantage, Chyna then embarked on a pornographic career, appearing in 6 hardcore films.
19th March 2016 / The man in charge
Hulk Hogan sex tape
Remember that sex tape of Hulk Hogan banging his friend’s wife back in 2012? Well, the All-American Hero took the website Gawker to court over it and won himself a cool $115 million dollars – not bad for one night (well, a few minutes) of sweaty sex, is it? Even the very best hookers would struggle to earn a tiny fraction of that amount for doing the most degrading sex acts possible so how did the Hulk manage to get such an amazing payout?
Hulk Hogan’s legal eagles claimed that the website, Gawker, had overstepped the mark because they had violated his privacy and the video was not newsworthy. Lets be honest here, anyone who’d ever seen that sex tape would agree that it wasn’t in the slightest bit newsworthy – it was a blurry, out of focus disappointment and wasn’t a patch on say, Pamela Anderson’s sex tape or quite a few of the others out there.
Based on this recorded performance, the Hulk’s sexual prowess should be filed under “Could do better!”
18th March 2016 / The man in charge
Open the doors!
Okay guys, our doors are open and ready for you all to flood us with your hottest, hardest porn photos. Saucy Pictures is officially in a late open beta stage but in reality just about everything is done.
All that’s left is a tiny amount of tweaking to the appearance and to sort out the social media log-in options so there is no reason not to start pinning your favourite porn right now! 🙂