A 28 year old Pasir Ris woman illegally sunbathing nude with two girlfriends at Changi Beach in Singapore had her vagina bitten by a crab. Her friends, worried that the crab’s pincers could have contained poison, took turns to suck out the ‘venom’. A marine biologist commented that the crab – likely to have been a horn-eyed ghost crab – probably confused the woman’s genitals with an oyster, part of their natural diet!
This is actually a true story! – First reported in the Sunday Register (Singapore) on the 24th of may 2017.